Chapter 16: Happy Birthday To Me

Melissa and I were completely conked out, when, the door slammed open and my mom starts singing ‘Happy Birthday’, Oh fuck! 7 fucking 30 and there’s my mom, Dorothy, Ken and his mom dad and sister, Mr & Mrs Martin. Melissa cowered under the blanket and asked me what’s going on. “That’s my mom, and it’s my birthday!” Melissa turned towards me and said “Randy, I have a bit of morning wood and there’s no way I’ll be able to hide it!” The song finally finished and mom said “Sorry hun but get your ass up we’re taking you (and your lady friend) to breakfast. Shirley, Ken’s sister, came over and sat on the edge of the bed and said “Hi, I’m Shirley, what’s your name. Melissa said “Melissa”. Shirley, smiling and laughing, said, “you’re fucking gorgeous, do you do women too?” as she pulled down the sheets just enough to see Melissa’s tits. “Oh pretty, they’re identical to mine, and proceeded to pull down her top just enough to show her! Mom came over and pulled Shirley off the bed and was just about to grab the sheets and blankets when she looked at Melissa’s crotch and said “OH!” Sure as shit Melissa was building a nice little tent. Mom raised the blanket and peeked under, she looked at me and said “Is this serious?” and I said “Very!” Mom just smiled, said ok, bent down and kissed Melissa on the cheek, then pulled down the blankets and kissed the head of her dick, and announced that we needed to get dressed so we could go to breakfast. Everyone was climbing all over themselves to see Melissa’s dick. Melissa stood up and did an exaggerated models pose so everyone could see. Mom dragged the group outside so we could get dressed and Melissa turned to me and asked if I was ok, I said, “Yea, I think so!” We got dressed and headed outside, all the girls had their tops open getting some sun when mom herded us all to the cars (even Mr & Mrs C came). We got to the IHOP, had a great breakfast, and everyone was talking to everyone else, it was actually kinda fun. Mom made a point of including Melissa, it was the perfect outing!

When we got home everyone except Melissa and I seemed to have a task, and within a few minutes the backyard was filled with balloons and streamers all wishing me a happy birthday. The clothes were all coming off and Melissa started gathering them up and took them into our apartment. When she came back out, she too was naked. Everyone was gathered around her asking hundreds of questions and grabbing a feel here and there. Melissa was eating it up and smiling and laughing the whole time. Mom pulled me aside and asked if I was happy, I said ecstatic! She hugged me and said “Well, I guess she’s part of the family now and we’ll all just have to get used to it. I hugged mom and and she reached down to grab my dick and asked “Does she share?” We all got into the pool and Melissa fought her way over to me and said “This is fucking awesome, they’re all so nice. Are we all gonna fool around?” I just smiled as Kens mom and dad were both feeling up Melissa, I smiled as I realized there were four guys in the pool, but, five hardons. Shirley slid over and sat cross-legged on my lap, and my dick kinda just fell into her pussy, she smiled and said “Randy, I’m happy for you, you are going to share, right?” Melissa’s dick was in Mrs. Martin and Mr Martins dick was in Melissa’s ass, yea I guess I’m gonna share.