Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 968

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

This one is compliments of Joe S

The Boss

The different parts of the body were hanging out, just talking about stuff, and the Brain said, “You know, I should be the Boss of this outfit since I do all the thinking!”

The Hands immediately disagreed. “We do all the work! Not only that, y’all would get mighty hungry if we didn’t shovel food in your mouth! We should be the Boss!”

The Legs spoke up. “Heck with all that! We carry the load! We want to be the Boss!”

The Asshole said, “I’ll SHOW you who’s Boss!” and he shut up tight and just waited.

Before too long the Brain couldn’t think, the Hands refused to work, and the Legs felt like overcooked spaghetti. They took a quick vote and said the Asshole could be Boss.

This goes to show that if you can’t think, can’t work, and can’t carry the load, but you’re still a Boss, you’re probably an Asshole!


“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500.” Lynn Lavner

“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.” George Burns

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.” Sharon Stone

“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.” Tiger Woods

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” Jack Nicholson

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” Robin Williams

“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.” Robert De Niro

“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” Dustin Hoffman

“There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, ‘I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked!” Jerry Seinfeld

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.” Robin Williams

“It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.” Joan Rivers

“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.” Steve Martin

You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. Elmo Phillips

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde

 
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