Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 889

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

These are compliments of Rick M.

Cool Morals:

1. Money is not everything. There’s also MasterCard & Visa.
2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.
3. Save water. Drink beer.
4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.
5. Books are holy. So don’t touch them.
6. Love your neighbor. But don’t get caught.
7. Everyone should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life...


Christmas Gift:

One day Dan asks Bob, “So Bob what did you get for Christmas?”

Then Bob says to Dan, “Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?”

Dan says, “OOOOH WOW!!!”

Bob says, “Ya, I got the same exact color tie!”


If only it were so...

Wife: “What are you doing?”

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : “Nothing... ? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.”

Husband : “I was looking for the expiration date.”

 
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