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Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 855

A Perspective submitted by J & B

Here is another interesting perspective. Let’s say I break into your home ... What a great comparison!

A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!

It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point:

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.

Let’s say I break into your home. Let’s say that when you discover me in your home, you insist that I leave. But I say, ‘No! I like it here. It’s better than my home.

I’ve made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I’ve done all the things you don’t like to do. I’m hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your home).

According to the protesters:

You are Required to let me stay in your home!
You are Required to feed me!
You are Required to add me to your family’s insurance plan!
You are Required to educate my kids!
You are Required to provide other benefits to me and to my family!

My husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest. (except for that breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there. It’s only fair, after all, because you have a nicer home than I do, and I’m just trying to better myself. I’m a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your home.

And what a deal it is for me!

I live in your home, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted.

Oh yeah, and I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE! So that you can communicate with me.

Why can’t people see how ridiculous this is? America is populated and governed by idiots!

If you agree, pass it on (in English). If not, blow it off ... along with your future Social Security funds ... and a lot of the former benefits of being an American Citizen.

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