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Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 640

BEST bar joke EVER Canadians will appreciate this!

A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there is a robot bartender.

The robot says, “What will you have?
The guy replies, “Whiskey.”
The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy say, “168.”
The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, he the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks, “What’s your drink?”
The guy answers, “Whiskey.”
The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
The man replies, “100.”
The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, the Lions, and LSU.

The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his “experiment” that he decides to try again.
He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink.
The man replies, “Whiskey.”
The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
The man answers, “50.”

The robot leans in real close and asks, “So ... are ... you people ... still happy ... with Trudeau?”


Justin Trudeau says we should create harmony by learning Arabic...

We might as well get on the band wagon.

The Liberal Party wants us to learn more about Muslims and accept them into our culture.

This is my very first attempt

“What doesn’t show up here is the following words in Arabic”

“Go Fuck Yourself”


Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, “Did God make you, Grandpa?”

“Yes, God made me,” the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, “Did God make me too?”

“Yes, He did,” the older man answered. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in hte mirror, while her grandfrather wondered what was running through her mind.

At last she spoke up. “You know Grandpa,” she said, “God’s doing a lot better job lately!”

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