Chapter 321

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.

So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.

The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another

Fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.

You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,

'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'

Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all at all.

My wife won twice last week.'

A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches an attractive woman sitting by herself and asks, "May I buy you a cocktail?"

"No thank you," she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."

"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

"No, they spread."

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH

Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

'Why' asks the father?

'The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3?' ''I said 6", replies RALPHY.

'But that's right!' says his dad.

'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'

'What's the fuckin' difference?' asks the father.

'That's what I said!'