Chapter 76

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with the letters 'tor' that eat things. The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word." The second boy says, "Predator." "Yes, that's another big word. Well done." Little Johnny says, "Vibrator." After regaining her composure and nearly falling off her chair, she says,

"That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything." "Well my Aunt

Maryanne has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there's no tomorrow!"

Damn Cell Phones... !!!!!

One of my pet peeves is the almost constant use of mobile phones by people while driving, shopping, in the movies, dining and in line at the supermarket etc.

Does no one know how to say

'I'll call you right back'?

*/I was at the beach last week, /* and I had to just sit there and listen to this woman for at least an hour while she talked on her mobile phone and pranced back forth in front of me.

I couldn't concentrate on my book.

How thoughtless and inconsiderate can she be?

I almost got up and moved

Note these are controversial if you are into American Politics

These are compliments of chuck

As we get closer to the 2016 election year, we must remember that we cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.

The last time she had a meaningful job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.

The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol of the American Presidency. It is half black, half white, and everything it does, stinks