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Reviews by Ivan_Ronical
About Ivan_Ronical:
Hi, I'm an asshole who reviews stories.

I like long walks on the beach and collecting small wooden elephants. Also character development and laughing at cliches.

I dislike most things I read, though I'm a swell guy so I also don't review most things I read.

Squicks: actual rape, most bdsm, cheating, cuckolding, man-on-man action (it's like reading about a couple of hunky, chiseled blocks of wood being cut for use in building a house: not very exciting to me), transgender stuff, most girl-on-girl action (if man-on-man is blocks of wood having sex, lady-on-lady would be hot, wet cupcakes going into the microwave in someone else's house: I can't eat them, so why am I reading about them?)

Other things I dislike are plentiful, including glasses and crabs. More relevant to anyone reading this page, I would not consider myself an enthusiast of poor word or grammar use; it takes physical restraint to stop me from posting a bad review when authors mix up character names, and I take it to the next level when reviewing stories which have little or no plot. Above all, I am confident that there is a special place in hell reserved for authors who start a great story and don't finish it.

If you'd like me to review something you've written, feel free to send me a mail.
Story Title Author Name Review Date P Q A
The Future of Miss Powers Lazlo Zalezac 2016-12-30 10 9 10
Three Square Meals Tefler 2016-12-29 10 9 10
New Magus TechnicDragon 2016-08-22 8 9 9
Living a CAP Based Present Allan Joyal 2016-08-20 10 9 10
Destiny's Road Lumpy 2015-12-06 8 9 8
Unending Night Jay Cantrell 2015-09-12 9 9 9
Dman 3 Cold Creek 2015-02-27 6 6 5
Blockade Runner - Chameleons & Plasma Rifles - Book 1 Lortay 2014-11-28 9 10 9
Six Times A Day Spacer X 2014-06-14 9 10 8
Elevated Tom Frost 2014-04-18 9 9 10
The Omega Path Lazarus Valentine 2014-04-18 10 10 10
You Think You've Got Problems Raven Soule 2013-12-09 N/A 8 10
Life With Alpha II: Alpha's World Any Pseudonym 2013-09-02 10 10 10
Australian Story Oz Ozzie 2013-08-26 9 9 10
Time of Eden and Elves Mike Cropo 2013-08-18 8 6 8
Flight of the Code Monkey Kid Wigger 2013-07-30 9 8 10
Island Mine Refusenik 2013-05-19 9 10 10
Holding the Fort HedbangerSA 2013-04-11 7 9 8
The Negative Seduction Izzy McMaster 2013-04-11 9 9 9
New Friends 2 Halcyon 2013-04-10 8 7 9
New Friends Halcyon 2013-04-09 8 4 9
Schoolgirl Slave Fantasy Stories 2013-04-06 7 6 7
Human Phoenix Refusenik 2013-01-06 10 9 10
Fooling Around 101 - Version Bravo Lubrican 2012-11-27 7 9 6
Fooling Around 101 - Version Alpha Lubrican 2012-10-21 8 9 7
Catching My Dream Girl LargerThanTheAverageBear 2012-05-13 7 9 8
Teacher's Pest LargerThanTheAverageBear 2012-05-09 7 9 5
Young Blood icehead 2012-05-01 7 7 8
Only Three Months Old Softy 2012-04-29 9 10 9
The Unexpected Visitor Martin Young 2012-04-29 9 7 9
P: Plot | Q: Technical Qualities | A: Appeal to Reviewer