Reviews by Ivan_Ronical About Ivan_Ronical: Hi, I'm an asshole who reviews stories.
I like long walks on the beach and collecting small wooden elephants. Also character development and laughing at cliches.
I dislike most things I read, though I'm a swell guy so I also don't review most things I read.
Squicks: actual rape, most bdsm, cheating, cuckolding, man-on-man action (it's like reading about a couple of hunky, chiseled blocks of wood being cut for use in building a house: not very exciting to me), transgender stuff, most girl-on-girl action (if man-on-man is blocks of wood having sex, lady-on-lady would be hot, wet cupcakes going into the microwave in someone else's house: I can't eat them, so why am I reading about them?)
Other things I dislike are plentiful, including glasses and crabs. More relevant to anyone reading this page, I would not consider myself an enthusiast of poor word or grammar use; it takes physical restraint to stop me from posting a bad review when authors mix up character names, and I take it to the next level when reviewing stories which have little or no plot. Above all, I am confident that there is a special place in hell reserved for authors who start a great story and don't finish it.
If you'd like me to review something you've written, feel free to send me a mail.