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Patrick had two sisters, a mother, two aunts and a grandmother. When he somehow got permission to let him photograph their breasts, for a college project, it set in motion a chain of events that would eventually involve the police, an internet company, about five hundred pounds of plaster, and possibly the value of ice cream stocks on Wall Street. Like the breasts he so loved to work with, Pat's life would grow and ripen. But things kept going wrong, and the reprecussions were adding up.
Size: 360 KB (71,667 words)
Genre: Erotica
Sex Contents: Much Sex
Tags: mt/Fa, Romantic, Reluctant, Coercion, BiSexual, Humor, Incest, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Petting, Pregnancy, Exhibitionism, Slow

Review by fuzzywuzzy   [other reviews by fuzzywuzzy]

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I pity Patrick, he is the lone male in a family of hot, very hot, women. At the same time he's a genius. A Virgin, and is in love with all eight, or is it nine, maybe ten or more (?) women at one time. Well anyway. his ridiculous idea, being a certified nerd genius, is to test what different male age groups thought the sexiesr women's breasts were.

And there it was, the concept, the method, and the moment when the Shan hits the Fit!!!

As is the norm with our Bob, this tale becomes a riot of incestuous love, and a lot of pregnant women, and teenagers.

Enjoy.

Plot: 10 | Technical Quality: 10 | Appeal to Reviewer: 10

Review by smoss   [other reviews by smoss]

Reviewed:


There is just something about a brother that find love with family. It help a person not feel lost anymore and this is one of those stories.

Plot: 9 | Technical Quality: 10 | Appeal to Reviewer: 10

Review by Andrew Johns   [other reviews by Andrew Johns]

Reviewed:


In "How the Women Got Plastered and Patrick Got Busted", we have the story of the nearly 17yr old Patrick deciding to do something different for a project. Patrick is a genius, and is taking college level classes. He decides to do a study on breasts, and things quickly spiral out of control. How does Patrick handle things after he tells his mother about his project? Read along and find out.

The sex in this story is hot. I'm not a huge fan of the "making the girl pregnant" concept, as it isn't a huge turn-on for me. It's not a turn-off, but it doesn't give me that something special as a turn-on. BOB makes all of the scenes hot, and really makes me hot for something I am not normally hot for. This one should come with a warning; "Caution: Hand Lotion Required!" An important note is the author codes for incest, but not what kind of incest. There is a grandmother/grandson scene that could bother some, but the grandmother is in her mid-50's and in shape. I quickly forgot her age during her sex scenes with Patrick.

The story itself is a fun. BOB gives great reasons for everything happening, and makes it all flow together in a way that makes this totally unbelievable situation, plausible. The characters are likeable, and Patrick is fairly realistic for a 17yr old male with enough brains to figure things out when they become exceedingly obvious. His being raised by all females who mostly "hate" men helps things work, too.

Technically, I don't remember a single problem in the story.

Overall, I thoroughly enjoyed this story. The pacing was excellent, and the author made me hot for a particular thing that doesn't make me hot under most circumstances.

Unless pregnancy or grandmother/grandson sex (or plain incest) offends you, this story should really hit the spot!

Plot: 10 | Technical Quality: 10 | Appeal to Reviewer: 10
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