This is an essay I posted on another site under another pen name. It's a satirical, politically incorrect manual for men who want to avoid dating or marrying gold-diggers. Some of these don't apply to me, since I am not personally monogamous. Still, many of you men can relate to them.
Size: 4 KB (790 words)
Genre: Humor
Sex Contents: No Sex
Tags: Humor
Review by Mark [other reviews by Mark]
Reviewed:
"How to Spot a Gold-Digger" by Col. Joack Harrison is definitely worth reading.
I chuckled, and grinned all the way through it.
Since I have dated at least one of each type of woman mentioned, I can say that he has hit the nail on the head... or perhaps maybe he just hit the cash register on the pussy.
All you guys who have been having problems getting a woman to give you joy... take note. Not only are these gals seeking a Sugar Daddy, most are a bit dumber than a box of rocks, and can easily be conned for a few weeks - long enough to "test" the merchandise. And believe me, they think of it as merchandise.
Also, there are many men out there reading these stories that have assets and don't know how to spot the most obvious gold-digger, and end up hurt very badly.
READ THIS ESSAY!
Mark
