One of the funniest stories that I've ever heard was told to me by a senior military officer, in the closet at the time, who had been taken to an especially raunchy strip club by his contractors. It was fascinating to hear him describe the experience, more objectively than might have come even from women who felt threatened by dancers.
So, in enjoying this story, I have to give the caveat that big boobs aren't especially a turn-on of mine. Faces, legs, butts...then you're talking. This story, however, had me laughing out loud, as it dealt lightheartedly with boob fixation.
Some of you may have heard that Apple introduced the iImplant, which plays music but also reproduces speech, and is intended for women who want men to listen to them.
One technical nit in the writing -- benefits were mentioned often, and at first might have been an option for breast reduction surgery. That was never resolved.
:-) Would have liked to heard more about the incumbent's short skirts.