I've begun work on a pair of children's books to market to the families of New Jersey politicians.
The first is 'Uncle Sammy Goes to the Big House'.
I'll follow it up with 'Why Does Uncle Sammy Walk Funny'.
I've come to realize that hair is a non-renewable natural resource [sigh].
I've been posting two chapters a week until now. It will only be one per week from now on, probably the end of the week.
If you expect an answer to your question, don't be anonymous. Nonetheless, for your benefit, but to the detriment of mankind, I'll blog the complete joke when 'Rejuvenated' is complete.
I should warn you that my editors pulled the full joke from the first draft. It actually works better this way.