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Days of the Week

richardshagrin 🚫

The week starts with work, Moan day.
The week continues, Twos day.
Its down hill from here, Wed Nes day. (Marry Nes)
Kind of dry so far, its Thirst day.
Weekend is coming, Fry something, its Fry day.
Your teams lose, its Sadder day
I am a son, its my day, Son day.

If you can make something like a story out of this you are a better man than I. But its kind of punny.

Dominions Son 🚫

@richardshagrin

You will be pun-ished for this.

Ernest Bywater 🚫

Both are puny puns.

Vincent Berg 🚫

@richardshagrin

The week starts with work, Moan day.
The week continues, Twos day.
Its down hill from here, Wed Nes day. (Marry Nes)
Kind of dry so far, its Thirst day.
Weekend is coming, Fry something, its Fry day.
Your teams lose, its Sadder day
I am a son, its my day, Son day.

If you can make something like a story out of this you are a better man than I. But its kind of punny.

I already think too much has been written about this particular topic! It's cute, but not "Jokes and Giggles" (and I know I got his name wrong, but I didn't want to research it) cute.

richardshagrin 🚫

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Nes and Ment are getting married today because it is Wed Nes day and a cause for Marry Ment.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son 🚫

@richardshagrin

The week starts with Moon day which will leave you em bare assed.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@richardshagrin

Is this a sequel to 'Days in the Valley'? If so, it sucks :-(

AJ

palamedes 🚫

@richardshagrin

My wife dumped me due to my obsession with comic books…

She said I have too many issues.

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