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richardshagrin
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What Naval Heros and Male Singer have similar names?

Commodore Perry and Perry Como. Don't miss the Como door as you leave.

There are two Commodore Perrys. Mathew "opened Japan". Oliver Hazard in the War of 1812 fought the Battle of Lake Erie.

Perry Como was a television star and singer. Among many other songs, he sang "The Bluest Skies You Ever Saw Are In Seattle." Which is a very well sung LIE. It rains here nearly every day, and summer comes sometimes after the 4th of July, sometimes long after.

What movie about British male strippers and a British WW2 General after a big meal have similar names?

The Full Monty and General Bernard Law Montgomery.

"The Full Monty is a 1997 British comedy film directed by Peter Cattaneo, starring Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, William Snape, Steve Huison, Tom Wilkinson, Paul Barber and Hugo Speer. The screenplay was written by Simon Beaufoy. The film is set in Sheffield, England and, starting off with a travelogue of the city in 1972, tells the story of six unemployed men, four of them former steel workers, who decide to form a male striptease act (à la Chippendale dancers) in order to gather enough money to get somewhere else and for the main character, Gaz, to be able to see his son. Gaz declares that their show will be better than the Chippendales dancers because they will go "the full monty"—strip all the way—hence the film's title."

("Field Marshal Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein, KG, GCB, DSO, PC, DL (/məntˈɡʌməri əv ˈæləmeɪn/; 17 November 1887 – 24 March 1976), nicknamed "Monty")

garymrssn
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Been popping the last of the Christmas crackers have we?

Jokes aside, if someone writes a story with your idea, I promise to read it.

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