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"Her smallish breasts under the sweater ... "

Bondi Beach

"Her smallish breasts under the sweater were doing a swell job, considering." --- Max Allen Collins, The First Quarry.

I take this as a sly homage to Mickey Spillane (you know, the "breasts yearning to be free" guy), from someone who admired his writing (and emulated it and co-wrote with Spillane and completed at least one of Spillane's unfinished manuscripts).

But "considering"? Please. Small breasts are a treasure unto themselves and do not require caveat, qualification, or apology.

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Dominions Son

@Bondi Beach

Considering that they were under a sweater.

Replies:   Bondi Beach  Wheezer
Ernest Bywater
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@Bondi Beach

It's funny you start this thread right now. I just took a break from revising Odd Man in College to check what's happening on the forum. I'd just finished the section with Kara's Massive Mammary Mounds before taking the break. Seems the size extremes of the mammary units is the item of the moment.

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KimLittle

@Bondi Beach

Small breasts are a treasure unto themselves and do not require caveat, qualification, or apology.


Hear hear!

Bondi Beach

@Dominions Son

Considering that they were under a sweater.


OK, got it. Good catch. Best interpretation possible.

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Dominions Son

@Bondi Beach


OK, got it. Good catch. Best interpretation possible.


I do have somewhat of a preference for larger breasts, but a naked breast is always preferable to one that is covered no matter the size.

Replies:   richardshagrin
richardshagrin

@Dominions Son

Generally true, but in some circumstances not. Your 98 year old grandmother for example. Or a breast cancer survivor, after surgery. Sometimes breasts are significantly smaller on one side, like an eight on its side, with the top half the size of the bottom. Or in 40 degree below zero weather. Frozen is not all that attractive.

Replies:   Dominions Son
red61544

@Bondi Beach

Since her "smallish breasts" were doing a "swell job", maybe they weren't breasts at all, just swellings!

Replies:   richardshagrin
richardshagrin

@red61544

How old is the character? Before puberty, swellings sounds "swell".

Replies:   Bondi Beach
Bondi Beach

@richardshagrin

How old is the character? Before puberty, swellings sounds "swell".


In her mid-20s, it appears.

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Dominions Son

@richardshagrin

Generally true, but in some circumstances not.


I said bare was preferable to covered no matter the size and you throw in a heap of non-size related conditions.

Crumbly Writer

@Bondi Beach

OK, got it. Good catch. Best interpretation possible.

Often, when they're that small, "swell" is about as much as they can manage under a sweater.

"Gentle rise" just doesn't cut it!

@richardshagin

OK, got it. Good catch. Best interpretation possible.

That's the thing about tiny breasts, they always look nice, regardless of age, physical condition or temperament. With large implants, the woman has to continually run in for 'nip & tucks' so they don't look like pancakes as they age. (There, have I finally reached my 'offensive quotient' for the day?)

Dominions Son

@Crumbly Writer

With large implants, the woman has to continually run in for 'nip & tucks' so they don't look like pancakes as they age.


Not all large breasts are implants.

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/largest-natural-breasts

he largest breast belongs to Annie Hawkins-Turner (aka Norma Stitz) (USA) who has an under breast measurement of 109.22 cm (43 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 177.8 cm (70 in).

She currently wears a US size 52I bra, the largest made, but by American bra estimation, these measurements would put her in a 48V bra, which is not manufactured.


Granted, that's too much for me. Anything over an F cup is just too much. Fs can look okay on a woman who is relatively large (not fat) 6 foot or taller and relatively broad shouldered.

And yes, if they aren't supported properly, gravity will eventually take a toll

Dominions Son

@Crumbly Writer

That's the thing about tiny breasts, they always look nice, regardless of age, physical condition or temperament.


Also depends on what you consider tiny.

For me small is AA, A
Medium B, C
Large D+

Replies:   Capt Zapp
Crumbly Writer

Once upon a time, 'large breasted' was highly valued, because it implied you were eating well, and thus would live longer and potentially bear more children. But in our modern age, with rampant obesity, I think the pendulum is slowly swinging the other way. Although men--as usual--continue to fight it, small breasts imply someone who's physically fit (breasts don't develop as much fat if a woman is physically active during their pre and teen years). When I see a woman with huge breasts, my first thought is "I wonder where she'll be in twenty years? Flat on her back, surgically reduced due to health reasons, or suffering from cancer, heart disease and diabetes.

Personally, I'd prefer having a woman who can keep up with me, rather than one who looks good in pictures shared by strangers. I don't like sharing my women, so I frankly don't care what others think about their breasts.

That said, mine is a decidedly minority position. While the vast majority of professional models are tiny, most women pursue large breasts for most of their lives.

Capt Zapp
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@Dominions Son


Also depends on what you consider tiny.

For me small is AA, A

Medium B, C

Large D+


For me, it's:

Small (Perfect) - Mouthful

Medium (Acceptable) - Handful

Large (take it or leave it) - anything more.

Additionally, I prefer short (5' or less) women.

Replies:   Crumbly Writer
Crumbly Writer

@Capt Zapp

Additionally, I prefer short (5' or less) women.

For me, I prefer tall women (since I'm over 6' and hate bending over all the time), lean physics, and A breasts, but I'm a realist. Anyone who starts out as an A will eventually end up as either a C or even a D, so I wouldn't dare complain to anyone I love.

Wheezer

@Dominions Son

Considering that they were under a sweater.


Of course they were under a sweater. It would have looked very odd if they were over a sweater...

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son

@Wheezer

It would have looked very odd if they were over a sweater...


Really, what if she was laying on her stomach?

Also, they could simply be sans sweater.

richardshagrin

If a girl sweats, is she a sweater? Once upon a time horses sweat, men perspire, ladies glow.

Replies:   Crumbly Writer
Crumbly Writer

@richardshagrin

Once upon a time horses sweat, men perspire, ladies glow.

Ladies admire a man who perspires, but they certainly glow when the horses do show!

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