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posidous ๐Ÿšซ

If I could write you? I would request to be a proofreader for you. Not an editor yet, no experience. But I would also hope to be able to try that later for you. But you do not ever allow feed back SO?

Replies:   Ernest Bywater  Pars001
Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ
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@posidous

If you mean Pars001 - go to the Authors page, select letter P, find his listing, and there's an email link there to send him a message through the SoL system. I can't find a Paroo1.

robberhands ๐Ÿšซ

I don't know if he recently changed it, but currently Pars001 accepts feedback. So you simply can respond to him using the link below his blog entry.

Pars001 ๐Ÿšซ

@posidous

I do accept feedback just tired of idiots who think they are gods gift to the writing world

KinkyWinks ๐Ÿšซ

@Pars001

I do accept feedback just tired of idiots who think they are gods gift to the writing world

You are not the only one tired of it.

docholladay ๐Ÿšซ

@Pars001

I do accept feedback just tired of idiots who think they are gods gift to the writing world

Thankfully that is one habit I don't have. Although I can and do make up for it by having a ton of other bad habits.

I will take this time to thank you for the good reading materials you have shared however.

merlyn2748 ๐Ÿšซ

@Pars001

I do accept feedback just tired of idiots who think they are gods gift to the writing world

How many of these gifts are there? What kind of benefits does being a gods gift convey? And is there a sign up form or application process? Just Kidding!

Replies:   robberhands
robberhands ๐Ÿšซ

@merlyn2748

How many of these gifts are there?

As far as I know, every poster on this forum is one of 'Gods gifts to the writing world'. Except REP and awnlee jawking, they confessed to own mere average skills. Of course, humility aside, I'm a tremendous gift as well.

Replies:   awnlee jawking  REP
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@robberhands

Except REP and awnlee jawking, they confessed to own mere average skills.

Average writing skills. However I like to think I'm above average at editing and proofreading. Except my own work, of course ;)

AJ

REP ๐Ÿšซ

@robberhands

Except REP and awnlee j

Thanks, but if God is handing out Gifts, I am more than willing to stand in line to get mine. :)

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@REP

if God is handing out Gifts, I am more than willing to stand in line to get mine.

What's your poison?

AJ

Replies:   REP
REP ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

What's your poison?

Since I am highly sensitive to sodium - salt.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@REP

Damn, I forgot the smiley.

"What's your poison?" is local vernacular asking someone for their preference. It's usually invoked when buying a round of drinks in a pub but my implication was 'What writing gift would you like from God?'

However, 'gift' is allegedly the German word for poison. So my question was a twofer.

AJ

robberhands ๐Ÿšซ

@REP

Thanks, but if God is handing out Gifts, I am more than willing to stand in line to get mine. :)

That's the catch. Those gifts drop from high above and hit you full on the head. It ain't lightweight gifts, I can tell you.

Replies:   REP
REP ๐Ÿšซ

@robberhands

drop from high above and hit you full on the head

Is that anything like a 1-bomb? :)

Replies:   robberhands
robberhands ๐Ÿšซ

@REP

Is that anything like a 1-bomb? :)

Heretic! I'm damn sure the 1-bombs are anything but a gift from God.

Replies:   REP
REP ๐Ÿšซ

@robberhands

anything but a gift from God.

1-bombers undoubtedly consider themselves to be the Gods and Arbiters of the Literary World.

Replies:   robberhands
robberhands ๐Ÿšซ

@REP

1-bombers undoubtedly consider themselves to be the Gods and Arbiters of the Literary World.

Undoubted only by themselves. I say, they are heretics and should be burned alive on stakes! I miss the good old times.

Replies:   Dominions Son  REP
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@robberhands

I say, they are heretics and should be burned alive on stakes!

Why would you desecrate a perfectly good piece of meat like that?

robberhands ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Why would you desecrate a perfectly good piece of meat like that?

Crispy isn't desecrated; you just have to preserve the meat from drying-out.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@robberhands

Crispy isn't desecrated; you just have to preserve the meat from drying-out.

Anything past medium rare is heresy.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Why would you desecrate a perfectly good piece of meat like that?

Wrong spelling, DS, he wants to burn the bets - the dumb bugger.

REP ๐Ÿšซ

@robberhands

burned alive on stakes!

My preference would be hung up by the toes, if they don't have balls, and slow cooked over a low fire. :)

Replies:   Wheezer
Wheezer ๐Ÿšซ

@REP

My preference would be hung up by the toes, if they don't have balls, and slow cooked over a low fire. :)

Sauce or dry rub?

Replies:   REP
REP ๐Ÿšซ

@Wheezer

Basting with a rod would be okay, but I would want to rub them. :)

docholladay ๐Ÿšซ

@REP

Thanks, but if God is handing out Gifts, I am more than willing to stand in line to get mine.

I have found that Gifts as considered by some. Can also be considered as a Curse by the recipient of the gift. It seems there is always a cost attached to the gift. Not always obvious but a cost non the less.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

I am I the only one starting to feel like this thread has fallen into a Dolcett universe?

Replies:   robberhands
robberhands ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Why would you desecrate a perfectly good piece of meat like that?

This post initiated the trend. Can you guess who was its author?

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@robberhands

This post initiated the trend. Can you guess who was its author?

I was referring to the stake(steak) not the heretics. :)

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