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Circumgyrating the stick

Bondi Beach

More for the "you can't make this stuff up" department.

According to the instructions, after you've circumgyrated the telescopic stick, you:

"Pull up and down the stick, denched the stick by your hand, put it up and down slowly, prevent the fast up and down ..."

I think this will fit right in to my next story, whatever it ends up being. There's always a place for "slow up and down."

And all this to put up a projection screen.

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Replies:   Crumbly Writer
Crumbly Writer

@Bondi Beach

"Pull up and down the stick, denched the stick by your hand, put it up and down slowly, prevent the fast up and down ..."

I think this will fit right in to my next story, whatever it ends up being. There's always a place for "slow up and down."

I can see it now: Dildo Instruction Manual, with the recipient confusing the handle on the box for the purchased dildo.

Replies:   Bondi Beach
richardshagrin

Instead of drinking a cocktail, read a cock tale.

Replies:   Bondi Beach
Bondi Beach

@richardshagrin

Instead of drinking a cocktail, read a cock tale.


In the immortal words of Jessica James, Long is Fine, Fat is Finer.

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Bondi Beach

@Crumbly Writer

I can see it now: Dildo Instruction Manual, with the recipient confusing the handle on the box for the purchased dildo.


On the question of circumgyrating, my older daughter (I did not send her the whole quote) nailed it by asking whether we had the slide carousel set up yet.

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garymrssn

denched
To completely and utterly verbally beat someone down with minimum effort, usually in a single sentence, phrase or word. Source: Urban Dictionary

With that definition and another shot of Scotch I'm sure the instructions will become comprehensible.

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