This sounds like one of those SOL stories with bestiality & furry tags in the description, but I swear it's absolutely true and happened this afternoon around 20 minutes after four o'clock.
An absolutely hilarious event happened this afternoon that I'm sure probably traumatized one of my neighbor girls, but still made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed myself. The girl, aged 7 or 8, and her younger brother were playing in their front yard, chasing each other between front and back yards, yelling, screaming, wrestling - typical kids at play. Their large blond dog (Lab or similar large breed) was running with them and getting more and more excited. Little brother collapses out of breath on the porch as I am pulling out of my driveway to go get my wife from work. Sister bends over brother to say something. That hound leaped on her back, knocking her to her hands and knees over her little brother, then wrapped his front paws tightly around her just under her armpits and proceeded to have his way with her! Poor kid couldn't get away. Lot's of yelling and screaming for Mom. By then, I was at the end of the block and didn't see how the situation resolved itself. It's a good thing the girl was wearing jeans. If she'd been in a skirt or dress she may have had a very rude and graphic introduction to the meaning of "doggy-style." Mom probably enjoyed explaining to her 7 yr old what that dog was trying to do to her, and what that wet stuff all over her butt was. If I were Mom, I'd get rid of the dog....or at least take it to the Vet. If she can't bear to get him neutered, at least get his nails trimmed and do something about his breath. ;)