Hey all.
Yes, I have some good news and I have some bad news.
Whenever someone on TV gets that dog turd dropped onto their laps, they want the bad news first. Screw that. Gimme the good first and I'll ignore the bad and blame it on someone else whenever I truthfully don't remember being told the bad news.
I noticed in the chapter stats for the last chapter of Mayhem, that it has just reached 10,000 downloads per chapter. I used to use 10,000 downloads per chapter as a deadline to tell me it was time for the next one. At the beginning, that was a good measuring stick for me to use not to early and not to late. But then a few chapters started reaching 10,000 downloads in like 4 days. Now how the hell am I supposed to keep up with that!
So I started ignoring the arbitrary deadline and just decided to upload new chapters whenever my fancy was tickled. Basically I'm a lazy bastard and I don't write as often as I could. And must be wooed to the keyboard.
So um, what was I talking about?
Oh yeah, good news. The next chapter of Mayhem in a Pill has been sent to the editors. Usually takes about a week to get those back and for me to go over them. So I'm hoping to get the next chapter posted in about a week.
And the bad news, well with me bringing up a new chapter at least two weeks earlier than I would have normally done so. I expect to become inundated with requests for me to go faster. Okay, so it's not exactly bad news from your perspective but to my score of fans who do write, tend to ask for strange things like me writing when I have time and more often.
Don't they understand how hard I work at putting things off until later. I mean I was going to write this blog yesterday but held off until today.
Oh yeah, this next chapter goes back to young Tim in high school. Do with that piece of information as you would like.
P.S. It might sound like I don't like people writing to me and asking questions. That is incorrect. In fact I enjoy it. Even the dumb ones. Which are those... I'll never tell.