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An Update from Everett Mountatin

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Just a note from the new refurbished cabin on Everett Mountain, you do remember Everett Mountain. Don and Randi are currently enjoying the view from the 'New Spiffy Shatter Proof' windows.

Randi has been badgering Don to put up some Christmas Decorations to which so far he had been successfully ignoring. But Randi knows Don's Achilles Heel which she has been wiggling in his face. The odds are Randi will win!!

The bunnies are doing what bunnies do, making more bunnies.

Brian Oliver currently has two fifty caliber Barrett model M82Al-M at the ready for any Bunny Hunters that might stray on the mountain. Not to mention the fully integrated defense installation system that had proven its worth in the last confrontation.

Bunny haters beware!!

All and all, it has been tranquil since that last encounter.

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