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The (Not Wet) Tee-Shirt Contest.

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My editor, thornfoote, in a rare moment of lucidity, came up with an idea for an additional slogan for the obscene tees worn by my character, Winter Jennings.

(The schtick is that a girlfriend gave Winter's son, Walker, a set of tees for his 10th birthday. 'My Mom Sucks Cock' and 'I Love My Clit' would be a couple of examples. Worn respectively by Walker and Winter.)

Thorny's contribution, obviously made shortly after he awakened and before uncapping the bottle, was 'I'm a Good Girl.' On the back, 'Good Girls Swallow.'

Your opportunity, limited to only those of you who can read and write, is to send me your suggestions for more Winter tees.

I'll be starting my third Winter story soon, take that as a threat or not, and I plan to incorporate the most creative obscenities, the ones I like anyway, into the narrative.

Those winning entries will not only be immortalized for a portion of eternity, but the winning entrants will be able to read all of my SOL Winter stories for free. And, yes, I'm making this up as I type, I'll feature the hallowed slogans in a blog. Which means that four or five more readers may see them.

Paige

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