I don't have a lot of readers following my stories (understatement!) but I just wanted to let you know that I ain't dead yet. I'm only 64. ;^) I haven't posted anything new because my Muse left town with no sign she would ever be back. I've got a dozen stories outlined, or with the first chapter written, but that's it. BTW, only one of those stories is about Klysmaphilia. The opening sentence is "It was a dark & stormy night..." :^P
So, I direct this to the Gods of Writing - Do you have an out of work Muse I can hire?