I confess I made a mistake. The story I just posted (Grandpa's Edge) is just an edited version of a story I posted a few years ago (Edgibation). I wasn't paying close attention - it was a mistake. I will probably delete the old version, if I can figure out how.
Update: so the new version was removed, and the old version has been updated to the new version's text and title. This messes up voting stats, but that's no-big-deal. Thank you to the admin people.