Everybody liked the story about the goats. Has this ever actually happened? No idea, but if I have learned one thing writing this book, it is that all sorts of silly stuff happens with the cops. For instance, in Utica, NY, this summer, a rogue cow was on the loose all over the city for almost four months. Every time there was a sighting, two outfits were called, the local television station (WKTV) and the Utica Police Department. Ultimately cowboys from upstate NY (yes, they really exist) were called in to track down the critter. You can't make this shit up!