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Election Lunacy: An SOL story for the time.

November 16, 2015
Posted at 7:44 am
Updated: November 16, 2015 - 7:58 am
 

I was surfing through the Random Stories and came across the perfect entry for this silly season. Written in early '08, by leapyearguy, a yokel from a dive bar in PA runs for President on the slogan best paraphrased by: "Who gives a fuck, just do it!"

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It would have seemed totally ridiculous in '08 but, as we found out again, ANYONE can be President if promoted right and that bears out in spades this season. On one side we have an aging Hippy who believes everything can be free, and an also aging Harridan who talks about the evils of Rich Corporations while taking tons of cash from them. Did you know she wrote her Master's Thesis on Saul Alinsky?

On the other side we have an entire Short Bus FULL of eager aspirants, topped by the two favorites who have absolutely no connection to the DC cesspool.

So... you thought that flyover people had no clout? Think again.

This is Revenge of the Herds!

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Read it, morons!