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September 5, 2015
Posted at 2:41 am

You, sir, are diabolical.

It's not me…it's him.


You know.

I do?

Certainly. He's in there with the rest of you.

You mean?


He's loose?

Yes. 56 years.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! The saints preserve us!

56 years buried…56 years.

Can't you put him back?