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Chapta Fieve…Begin Again.

May 29, 2015
Posted at 1:23 pm

It's important that the reader knows that Miss Figment got lazy.

I just didn't feel like writing the whole rigamarole of getting away from shore.

And out to sea.

And out to sea…the vents and starting engines and checking that everything was shipshape and ready in all respects.

And all that.

If I'd had you typing the operations you'd be sleeping on the keyboard.

Aww…you were thinking of me?

Nope…I was thinking about how long it takes to get TYUIFGHJKLCVBNM. off your forehead.