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May 8, 2015
Posted at 11:15 pm

Broken thought

She does that on purpose.

I know.

She reads on the john and sits there.


You're an old man.

Thanks…I needed reminding.

What I means…when you gotta go you gotta go.

It's not like she doesn't get right up.

I'll give her that…but…have you ever compared how long she washes and dries her hands when you have to go…to how long she takes when you don't?

Never thought about it…why?

When you don't need to go…it's about 10 seconds.

God…she takes forever when I'm pinching off.

Yup. So when you just go pee off the porch…because it's painful…she gets mad.


Then she comes out and yells at you for it.


And that's when you lose your train of thought for the next chapter.