Our Halloween 2017 Writing Contest Winners have been announced. [ X Dismiss ]

aroslav: Blog

Back to aroslav's Blog

Sad but True

April 12, 2015
Posted at 2:46 pm
 

I have come to two important realizations on this beautiful bright Sunday afternoon.

1. "Dapper" is synonymous with "old." As in, "My but you look dapper today, sir." (The 'sir' gave it away.)

2. Hooters is where dapper men go to pray on Sunday. As in, "Oh, God! Please bend over again!"

Sad but true.