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April 12, 2015
Posted at 2:46 pm

Sad but True

I have come to two important realizations on this beautiful bright Sunday afternoon.

1. "Dapper" is synonymous with "old." As in, "My but you look dapper today, sir." (The 'sir' gave it away.)

2. Hooters is where dapper men go to pray on Sunday. As in, "Oh, God! Please bend over again!"

Sad but true.