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January 25, 2015
Posted at 7:48 pm

I had a little…ok…major…problem with my magic apple. I picked up a virus…a very interesting virus. Of course I surf porn…I'm published on an adult website. I was blithely looking at vids and got bumped to a site I didn't choose. FBI!! You are fined $300.00 for illegal surfing of underage porn. The site looked legit…until I looked closer. The spelling would give a Grammar Nazi fits…worse than I ever saw before. A trip to the Apple store and a half hour with a Genius and I had my computer back. I wonder how many people have bit?