I would love to read an erotic story that is about a Trailer Park family for Christmas - where they have the whole week off together and relatives come over.
I'd also like to read one that is just a letter to Santa Claus from a horny teenage boy.
Last year you did not send me that Carrera official Life-Like Off-Road Racers ATV Electric Slot Car Race Set that I asked for but that is okay. This year I would like to see my sisters boobies.
Let me tell you why.
(and it goes on from there)