...Dave poked his lip out in a mock pout. "So, come here and let me suck your titties."
"'Come here?' I'm already here, my Husband. The only thing between us is the console, and in case you haven't noticed, this scout doesn't exactly have an abundance of extra room, and the bridge space is especially tight. The two of us have made love in some very unusual places, but I think this tiny bridge and our command seats will stymie even us this time."
"Well, I just wanted a taste of your milk," he continued to tease.
"And sucking on my tits would turn me on and get that big dick of yours stuffed up me again. Really, Baby, I either need some time, or Little One to fix me, and she's several light years away."
On the forward screen, the alien ship shimmered and promptly disappeared.
"Warp signature detected," the AI announced, unnecessarily.