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December 4, 2014
Posted at 7:20 am

Mind the Time 25

Glad you looked that up?

Yeah. By 2064, gull shit removal will be a hazmat suit and external air.

The animal rights people will have us all sweating every time somebody steps on an ant.

Uh huh. Step on your Aunt but don't kill that bug, bird, bear, shark.