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July 24, 2014
Posted at 11:25 pm

Temper, temper temper.


Lost your train of thought?

Big time.

She just wants some attention.

No, she doesn't. She wants me to stop.

Like forever?

Yup. Ever since the squirt bottle fight.

When she fell?


Gotta admit, that's one hell of a bruise.


And she's been disrupting your locomotive, tender and caboose ever since?


David…your train of thought is awfully short.

I hate you.

I know…ain't it wonderful?