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May 20, 2014
Posted at 11:03 pm
Updated: May 20, 2014 - 11:07 pm

I don't know what happened today but the Old Man is on a tear

You don't know…so shut up!

He's been difficult all day

Fuck off, Figment.

Just because your characters got out of line...

Fat lot you know…bitch!

What happened?

If you must know…they hijacked my stories.

Is that all?

I'm supposed to be the brains of this outfit.

Well…if it'll make you feel better…it wasn't them…it was me.

That's supposed to help?