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the twist

April 18, 2014
Posted at 4:24 pm
Updated: April 19, 2014 - 6:39 am

'Come on baby, let's do the twist'

You think you can sing?

What do you think? 'Come on baby, let's do the twist'


Something something something, 'and it goes like this'

oh god

'Round and a round and a round we go'

Ok…that's it...

'Mmmmmh mmhhhh mmmhhh'

Ow…you bastard you bit my hand!

'Making with the shaking to an fro.'



that's two different songs

Is not!

Is too. "Let's do the twist" and "let's twist again"

Oh…are you sure?

Look it up…google it

Too much like work.

The twist…Sergeant Major Smythe…scary huh?