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March 24, 2014
Posted at 1:56 pm

You are an evil horrible person.

I bask in your recognition

This is not at all what I expected.

What did you expect?

A warm loving mating with a wonderful girl. The girl of my dreams.

Got you all worked up, did I?

Yes…I never expected an audience either.

I had to put her in


So you didn't knock your sister up

Would I have?

You bet…defective condoms.

All of them?

Yup…Democratic plot.


Hey…it's Chicago and Mayor Daley.