You are an evil horrible person.
I bask in your recognition
This is not at all what I expected.
What did you expect?
A warm loving mating with a wonderful girl. The girl of my dreams.
Got you all worked up, did I?
Yes…I never expected an audience either.
I had to put her in
So you didn't knock your sister up
Would I have?
You bet…defective condoms.
All of them?
Hey…it's Chicago and Mayor Daley.