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Old Man with a Pen: Blog

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March 20, 2014
Posted at 5:18 pm

it's short

I didn't ask you

Just making a comment.

You gotta do something about that mouse

It's the mouse I got.

You need a new one

The cheap ones never last.

Get a good one, then


What the fuck was that?


That noise…made me jump

Cat fell off the dresser.

Oh…scared the shit outta me.

Didn't do it to me.

I'm so glad…that bean chili you made was rank