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guilty guilty guilty

October 31, 2013
Posted at 10:14 am

My muse has exposed me to ridicule...again...the bitch. This is NOT my fault, folks.

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove a thing...

Hey! Wench! stay outta my blog!

I have no idea how I'm going to fix this. The last time she had the principal character step off a 350 foot cliff. I had to bring in alien scientists for that one. Of course I could just keep the two Davids apart.

Where's the fun in that?

Screwed...I even went so far as to consider sailing back to Pentwater and canning the whole schmere. Then I researched the possibility of the Chicago to New Orleans route.

Not with this boat.

Shut up, woman.

The basic setup requires a big National Geographic sponsorship.