I have just posted Some Weird Shit. This rhyme is probably sacrilegious. No, scratch that. It's definitely sacrilegious, but it raises, I think, an important theological question: Why did forgiveness require pain, suffering, bloodshed, crucifixion, torture, and death? Couldn't we all have been saved by somebody's orgasm? Let us sing: "I do believe that Chastity came for me ..."