I'm happy to report that after only 48 hours, "High School Hookers" has been added to 93 libraries at SOL. This is 30 more than the previous record holder, "Candy-coated popcorn." I guess readers don't want to miss the next installments. I'll try not to disappoint them.
And, as my last word on another topic, I have received this response to what I thought was my clever little limerick:
I wished you would stop with the political
garbage. Your anger is noted but the next step is
someone is going to be as angry as you are with
the democrats, the atheists, the gays, and a whole
The next step? What hole has this guy's head been stuck up for the past 30 years? The Democrats, the atheists, the gays and a whole lot more have been targets forever. I'm hardly quaking at the prospect of a backlash.
All it has done is when I see your name, I run
Fine with me, Jack.