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another 'retiring' story

November 9, 2011
Posted at 8:48 pm
Updated: January 7, 2012 - 4:04 pm

I sure am caught up on these 'retiring to...' stories. It shows you how much I love my job. (mumble, mumble, BITCH!, mumble...)
Retiring South of the Border is about to be published.
All I can ask is, why do most of my stories feature a felony? I checked Wikipedia to find out how many bills are in a strap of currency. I checked out where in South America my character could live without frothing at the mouth and offing anyone politically connected. I'm trying to make friends but you know how it is--when you're psychotic you are the fly swatter and everyone is a bug...