Someone needs to get laid more often:
Message from: richard shagin <email@example.com> :
And a flaming bag of dog poop to you. This is the
least likely story I have read on SOL, ever. You
broke the 50 ton crane I use to suspend disbelief.
The S club, its rituals, and the parent
involvement are the least likely, most ludicrus,
words and spelling fail me.
Don't write anything like this again. If you do,
please don't post it where I might see it. Or if
you do, please use the same pen name, so I can
avoid all your stories in the future.