Just posted a story that got, for its first vote, a row of ones. I'm pretty sure I know whose vote that was, and I can't say I blame him. But it's only a flash story, and it helped mr work out some frustrations.
It is dedicated to Canada.
PS: Well, I was wrong about the source of the ones. (I'm generally wrong about stuff like that.) I got feedback from the guy who voted, and he said the numbers were low because he didn't think the story was "enough for satire." Fair enough.