Here it is, May 22, and there have been no reports of earthquakes or floods or fire from the sky or anyone disappearing. Surprise, surprise, surprise. That guy's mistake wasn't that he misread the biblical clues. It was in looking for those clues in the first place.
Anyway, my reposted fairy tale parody, the Nervous Princess, is getting better grades than it did first time around. (I did revise it some, so that might have helped.) Thanks to my readers for your kind comments. Nothing makes an author happier than knowing someone out there "gets" it.