OK, this is for chicago area people.
Lo, these many years ago WLS radio played MUSIC, dammit. they also had a goofy daily skit called Animal Stories. Anything that made the (mostly) local news concerning a dog, cat, deer, bear, badger or whatever got written up and commented on. Little Tommy and Uncle Lar went back and forth and gagged it up. The ticket to ride mentioned in the title of this note was the payoff for the question of the day. Want to earn a shiny new dime? < there's a really sick pervert joke hiding here just begging to be let out. I know, I know. Along the lines of 'hello, little girl. wanna see my candy cane? it gets..' naaw, I ain't goin' there. Uncle pervy moved out but I keep finding parts of his magazine collection. I didn't know you could DO that with a rake handle! and so deep!>