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Looking For a Story

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I am looking for a story. Been looking for it for a while now.

I believe the story is a Halloween story. I think it starts out with a grandmother taking her two grandchildren Trick-Or-Treating but when they get to a certain house, the children are led inside and proceed to be abused in some way. I think, eventually, grandma confesses that she also brought her daughter - the kids mother - there but I'm not sure. Any and all suggestions would be appreciated.

Wow!!

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It seems you all liked my new story "The Nuclear Option." I've only gotten two pieces of mail about it, and seven comments on the story page, but in the 36 hours or so since it was posted the story has gotten more than 2,000 downloads, 186 votes and has been added to 180 libraries. Thank you everyone. You have no idea how good all of these numbers make me feel considering it's been a few years since I posted a story here. Those 186 votes make it my fifth most voted on story, beating "Christmas Cums," "Triplet Troubles" and "Angie McGee."

Those 186 votes, along with whatever mathematical wizardry Lazeez does to figure out scores, has given the story a 7.18, making it my fourth highest score beating both "Slut9" and "Adam Knight."

So, thank you for that also.

All of this attention has also gotten my older stories some attention. They've all gotten more downloads in the last day and a half than they have in many, many months. So thank you for that.

I hope you all Continue to read, and reread, my stories for a long time.

The Nuclear Option

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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it has finally happened. I finished a story. It is in the submission queue and should be posted soon.

The story is called "The Nuclear Option." It's short. Only one chapter. 9,100 words.

It's the story of two people who are stuck in a situation where only the nuclear option is the good option. Please me know what you think. I did not use any editor on this one so any mistakes are my own.

Actress, Not Rocket Scientist.

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Hollywood actress Alyssa Milano, whose credits include roles in Who's the Boss? and Charmed, appeared at an anti-NRA rally in Dallas yesterday.

As unremarkable as that is, her appearance was notable because Milano showed up at the rally flanked by armed bodyguards.

https://pjmedia.com/trending/actress-attends-anti-nra-demonstration-flanked-by-armed-bodyguards/

Whatever crush I may have had on Ms. Milano in my younger years is totally and completely obliterated now. I don't even want to screw someone this stupid, much less date or marry them.

Thanks Alyssa for the fantasies but... Bye.

"Flipping Virgins"

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Is it just my dirty mind or does this new HGTV show, https://www.hgtv.com/shows/flipping-virgins , just set off all kinds of really dirty stories in your head?

Even if you take what they mean by "flipping", which is buying, renovating and then quickly selling a house, literally, the title still works for a Steven Seven story or some such. :)

A few ideas:

"Flipping Virgins" : the story of a "contractor" who "renovates" virginal females and turns them into usable sluts.

"Flipping Virgins" : the story of three female gymnasts who are desperate to achieve that last symbol of womanhood, to lose their virginity.

"Flipping Virgins" : The story of two young sisters, fresh out of college, saving themselves for marriage, who start flipping houses for extra money and get themselves flipped in the process.

And the list goes on....

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