Lately,I've been on a roll with my writing.
Bud Ugly (Thank you so much) kindly helped me re-do the Family Feud Prequel. It is a short story that sets the tone for the much longer trilogy.
It also my first story on here and it definitely shows.
I am calling the new version my "Blu-Ray" version as it enhanced the clarity and added about 7 seconds overall to the length of the story.
I've been hard at work on Hard Times - getting about a chapter a week posted. I am in the home stretch of this story - lots of interesting things coming up (no spoilers) - but I think Ellen is on a really interesting journey - and I've always loved dirty stories written in trailer parks.
Usually they are written by people who don't seem to have lived in them - so they are usually just poor people fucking and a lot of people named "Travis" who have a monster truck.
Silly fool, Travis owns a Mustang GT. It's RANDY with the Monster Truck (his step brother) - j/k.
I am also proud to announce not only did someone respond to my request for help with my story, but someone also reviewed HARD TIMES.
So that's two dicks I've got to suck (and counting).
It is a really nice review - although I am not sure I am comfortable with being called Miss Amanda. I'd highly suggest having a look.
It's by Sir Hogarth - and I really love how he picks up on the humanity aspect of my writing. He says there are two chapters where they have a heart-to-heart amidst the debauchery and depravity.
I really believe the story should make you laugh, angry, horny, (not necessarily in that order) - and attach you to the characters. I want you to identify with at least one and know some people who remind you of the others.
I want you to taste the tastes, feel the feels, smell the smells as I describe them. I want you to say "Oh, I've been to a place like that - yep, they put too much chlorine in the damned pool to get rid of all the piss floating around in there".
I want you to enjoy the story!
In other news, I've been working on the Taylor Swift story. I don't know yet how long it will go. The story is set in the same house the Taylor family from Family Feud lived in a few months after they moved away. So the neighbors are still the same and it gives me an opportunity to explore some of those early characters again.
I just posted up chapter 5 and I think you will enjoy it. The story is written as alternating journals between the mother and the daughter in this story. In some cases - going back to previous events from the other ones perspective.
I am hopeful I will surprise you with this story and it will be similar to past stories (Things you like) but different enough not to be a rehash.
So that is what is new with me, now for my request.
I've been lucky enough to have some one help me fix FF1. I've finally gotten my wish and someone wrote a review about one of my stories that wasn't "Your grammar sucks and you suck, and I don't like humiliation and blackmail so your story sucks".
Now, my for my third wish:
I've been fortunate enough to have TWO fan-fiction stories written by other authors set in Family Feud.
The first was from a person who LOVED the story. I've written about this individual before. Here is a brief summary of our exchange:
He wrote to me to tell me he was unhappy with something that happened in the story.
I normally send back something like "Eat a dick." when people send me a nastygram but I thought about what he was really saying.
It wasn't that he wanted to tell me I suck or the story sucked. HIS version of my characters in his head would never get tattoos.
That is because he related to them and they were acting counter to his belief. It would be like if I took over Star Trek and made Spock grow a beard and say "Live Long and Groove on, man."
Some people may like the change but REAL fans would notice he wasn't acting like he is SUPPOSED to act in their minds and they would not like that.
People tend not to write unless they feel passionate enough about the story and the setting to do something like that.
So I wrote back and thanked him.
We exchanged emails a while and he finally started writing his version without the tattoo of what happened. It's on my page for my universe here:
There is also a story by Stacey Love - I've never emailed with her but it is fantastic.
I had taken a long hiatus from writing and she wrote a nice section about what probably happened with a LOT more sex than I usually write - in a very descriptive and hot way.
I was flattered but also really impressed with the fact she had taken the characters and made them her own.
So my request to you is this - pick ANYONE from my stories at ANY point or just make up someone new and put them in Cherry Lawn Estates or the Buckman Trailer Park.
Pick the most interesting time in their life.
Then write about that.
I believe when you submit a story, you have the option to add it to a "Universe" - mine is the Family Feud Universe.
It would mean a lot to me - even a short story. I don't care if it's Ted and Crystal weeks before any of this happened, or an elaboration on a scene that I didn't put a lot of detail into and you wished I had.
I wrote a follow up to Family Feud called Dear Internet, From Cow Tits.
It is a letter written by Wendy telling the "Internet" how she is some time in the future after the end of Family Feud. Some people had felt I left the epilogue a little rushed/too vague to FFIV and I thought they may want to know how she is doing.
just write anything.
"The Amount of Cock She Had Had Had Had No Effect On Her Snatch"
English is a funny language. Technically, this is a "sentence" that is grammatically correct.
I am by no means great at it - and rightly so. It doesn't make sense.
However, thanks to my last blog someone who goes by Bud Ugly - has been gracious enough to help me revamp the very first story I ever wrote here. I did it without the help of an editor and it really shows. We are up to about chapter 7 - I am enhancing and clarifying a little as I go. So if you are interested in giving Family Feud the Prequel a try - I'll be posting when it's totally finished.
Re-reading it now, I see that not only had I broken a lot of the 'rules' of story writing - I didn't realize I was breaking them.
Now, when I break them - I know I am doing it and why!
I add plenty of characters in Hard Times for instance - more than normal stories. They are like having too many Barbie dolls in a doll house so every few chapters though I just focus on the three or four I want to play with for a while.
Speaking of Hard Times - I am knee deep in redneck shit and tobacco juice trying to bring you the next chapters. It is a fantastic story but I must warn you that the final arc is a coming. It's coming hard and it's coming on the readers face.
Well, maybe not on your face but in your eyes.
I have fallen in love with this setting and these characters but I think the story will have a conclusion soon.
I say that and then I spend 5 chapters writing about the thirty minutes the characters have a gang bang in front of Krystal's at 4 A.M so who knows - maybe it will go on a bit longer.
Still - I see it wrapping up.
So, the good news is I've already started a replacement story. I don't know if it will be a long one or not.I am calling it "Hello, My Name is Taylor Swift" - subtitled "No, not THAT Taylor Swift"
It is set in Cherry Lawn Estates - actually in the repo'd former House of the Taylor Family after the events of Family Feud. So expect to see a few recurring characters show up again.
In this one, the story postulates what happens to a girl growing up with a famous name and an attitude problem.
I was going to enter into the Halloween Contest but I am honestly not sure I'll be done by the time the contest is over. It's not going to be 'spooky' but there will probably be much nudity on the front lawn during the Halloween night. I can say that much.
Like many of my stories - the build is slow. I like to start by establishing the character and really giving you an idea of what they are about. I want you to find some flaws so you can watch her evolution. I want you to identify with something about her if possible - but if not, I'll introduce someone you can relate too.
I've about three chapters now and I posted up the first one just a few moments ago.
I actually received a little feedback! Thank you so much.
I thought the title would grab a little attention and this time I was just having a little fun/pun with the idea that you are all mostly nuts (So am I - so don't feel bad).
Things people who took a look at my stories for the first time pointed out:
1- They didn't like the content. I would say to a person, they were all the kind who do not enjoy BDSM/humilation stories. I had tried to be clear that is what they were and they weren't for everyone. I'd hope to at least hear from some of the more deviant minded folks who like a good dirty story to contain a fair amount of dirt - but it's not to see everyone's perspective. I don't want to change anyone or 'recruit' you over to the dark side.
Whatever gets you off is fine with me. It just seemed interesting I didn't hear from the more likely audience of the story itself.
2- They looked at my first story, family feud I which is a prequel. It's fairly short and was intended to set the scene for future stories (FF II - IV). The characters were intended to be fairly normal middle America flawed people who kind of stumbled into the realm of fetish/bdsm almost by accident. I tried to portray the people as reluctant and allow them all to make mistakes (So they can later perhaps find some redemption or at least acceptance of those flaws).
However, almost each person thought to remind me that they should have "Won" in the story. I suppose that I was thinking as it is a prequel - that would happen a bit further on down the road and the victory may not be what you'd expect.
They also all pointed out my horrific mistakes/grammar. I really do intend to go back to that story and see if I can fix it up a bit. I thought I had actually.
I would much prefer people read the more recent Hard Times - but I understand what an undertaking that may seem like. All I can say is - take it slow and I am not the typical formulaic author. You will find I like to zig when you expect me to zag and I enjoy callbacks to past encounters and odd characters returning to play a more prominent role.
I am at a point now in Hard Times where I've created so many interesting character it is a bit like the girl with too many dolls in her doll house. So each chapter is focused on just a few of those dolls and their interactions while the others are off fucking, sucking or whatever it is they do.
I had actually thought to end the story fairly soon. However, the feedback being relatively positive and the fun I am having writing the latest chapters has made me reconsider and offer a reprieve for Ellen on her Summer "Vacation" at Buckman Trailer Park.
Thanks for reading and special thanks to the people who chose to respond and even offer the gift of feedback.
I write stories that I would enjoy reading.
For that reason, they are twisted and somewhat perverted - which is nothing unusual for this site.
They are full of humiliation and bondage, incest and blackmail - but typically of flawed people who probably deserved it anyway. This is not always the favorite of people - but to those who enjoy it - it's welcome fantasy.
They are also full of complexities because I love complex characters who evolve over time.
They are also fairly long, because I don't like when I just get to fall in love with a character and they are gone. I look at it like this
So for that reason they tend to intimidate readers - think of it as a bunch of little stories all connected and take your time.
However, not one review in the years I've been writing? That makes me feel lonely.
Family Feud I-IV is completed and "Hello Internet from CowTits" the sequel - how about review those?
I don't mind if you are going to bag on my story as long as you give constructive feedback but at least talk about it.
Hard Times has been a labor of love and I feel the story is reaching it's ending arc.
I receive very few constructive emails of feedback. Some times I get an occasional "Great job, keep it up" but what would be nice is for someone who read the stories to take the time to put out a cool review.
If you don't know how to apply to be a reviewer on this site. Take a look:
If you didn't KNOW there are reviews - take a look at all of them. They will help guide you to the stories you like.
A friend and mentor sent me this.
War and Peace is 587,287 words.
With Chapter 122 - My story is 836,966 words. Chapter 122 adds a mere 5,155 words - which is often the length of a story.
That a lot of words about titties, ass, cock sucking and ball handling.
Some people get scared of a long story - but I like to think if you break it into small chunks - you just read as you have time. It's just usually with stories by the time I really fall in love with the character the author has moved on.
They say you should write a story about a characters most interesting time in their life - well Ellen's been having a really interesting time.
I've never had a review on SOL, I've never got an award -seldom even get a fan mail but I do appreciate people reading my stories.
Thank you so much!