I am probably not alone in wishing the TV show "The Middle" had some erotic fan fiction.
They are sort of like the Brady Bunch of the modern age.
This is the summary:
ABC's comedy series uses a mother's point of view to shed light on the lives of a middle-class family in the Midwest. The show focuses on the Heck family life in an Indiana suburb and is narrated by Frankie, a dedicated—though frazzled—mother who works at a local car dealership and volunteers for school functions. Father Mike works at a quarry and takes a more laid back approach to most things, but backs up Frankie with force when the need arises. Oldest child Axl, a snarky, surly, high schooler, spends much of his time napping and roams around the home shirtless. Geeky, gangly, braces-wearing Sue is trying to navigate her way through junior high, join the cool crowd, and avoid Axl's endless onslaught of taunts, none of which she does with much success. Youngest child Brick is in elementary school and is the academic in the family, but suffers from near-crippling social anxieties and possesses an odd habit of repeating words he just said back to himself in a loud whisper.
So here is my request:
One of their best specials is a Thanksgiving one. The most recent one they go out to eat at a buffet with Brick's girlfriend (he is in middle school at this point) and all sorts of hijinks ensue. I think watching that episode would probably be a great inspiration. Sue has a boyfriend, Axl has a cousin's aunt's friend of a friend hook-up, etc.
So what I would like to see is a twisted, sordid, erotic tale involving blackmail, practical jokes, and sexuality with them - and thanksgiving.
I could definitely picture Sue being trussed up like a Turkey at the very end and served on a platter, and her brother being like "Gobble, Gobble!"
So a really nice guy put the Family Feud series up (with pictures) here:
He is adding Hard Times
it's free and a way to read it if you can't see it on SOL.
It is one of my favorite stories.
I write the kind of stories I would like to read. This one is about a family that goes through a transformation - a change. They go from ordinary to really fucked up.
I take a long time building it up and I don't like to have boundaries in terms of fetishes I might mention.
I think if you are looking for a story that goes somewhere - this one does.
no one has ever reviewed it and I don't get a ton of feedback about it - but there is a core loyal fanbase of perverts who even wrote some fan fiction set in that world - and that means everything to me - inspires me to keep writing.
I am working on chapter 69 of Hard Times right now and I decided to celebrate!
I have my inspiration to keep writing this story back. I had to drive through industrial areas, trailer parks, old seedy motels, and visit a dozen walmarts and flea markets but I think its back.
I've seen men with cut off shirts and big belt buckles and women with skin tight camel-toe stretchy pants up and down the aisles of walmart in search of extra-jumbo oreos and a tub of anal lube.
I thought I would throw a short contest.
Send me your favorite chapter from chapter 1-68 in Hard Times and a description of a particular scene.
One you think could have been elaborated on - detailed out more. What you think might have happened or should happen.
If I pick your submission I will:
A) Update that chapter with the elaboration!
B) Be willing to write your alter-ego (based on you or what you share with me about you) into the story!
Write a "fan fiction" and set it in Family Feud elaborating on one of those chapters 1-69.
You might even pick some of the non main characters like Buford or Odd-Jobs and write about something they did while this was all going on!
If you need help figuring out how to submit a story to a "Universe" on here -let me know and I will walk you through it.
Trick or Twerk - I am just throwing that out there as possibly the greatest Halloween story title of all time.
or maybe Twerk or Treat. I don't know - could be a good followup.
I am so pleased that another short story was added to the Family Feud universe. I absolutely love little vignettes.
I was thinking of trying to dash out a short "Taylor" story about their last Halloween but there probably isn't time.
Jamie: "Answering the door in the nude?"
Chris: "Oh you are right! I forgot about that. Here is a g-string and pasties."
Chapter 61 is about to be published for Hard Times.
it is 37 pages - probably longer than most stories that have been submitted recently.
Over the summer, I see a lot of new authors. That is great - probably a lot of people who are out of school (students or teachers).
I thought I would run a mini-contest given there are so many new creative people here - (and some old timers who never left).
In chapter 61 - Savannah offers a confession to Ellen about last summer. In previous chapters, we also allude to some of the characters from her last summer like Joleen and Wayne/Flick from Krystal.
The contest is to publish your own short story (actually, it can be as long as your heart desires) as a 'fan fiction' in the Family Feud Universe that elaborates on that summer.
It can be from Savannah's point of view, third person, from Joleen's point of view, or whatever. I really want you to be creative.
It can be a vignette from that summer - hell, it could even be about what happened with Crystal and Joleen while Savannah was gone. I really don't want to put any limitations on it besides two rules:
1. Post a story that is set in the Buckman last summer before Ellen got here that turns you on.
2. If nobody else like it but you; fuck them.
When you publish a new story there is an option in the clever drop-downs the owners of this site set up that says "Series/Universes"
Pick "Public Universe" Family Feud and post with whatever codes, genre, etc you feel is appropriate.
Send me feedback to let me know you posted it.
WINNER: There can be more than one winner. However, I am going to OFFER you the opportunity to be part of the main storyline.
I will ask you a few questions about who you are and create an 'alter-ego' for you. Someone based on you - and they will be part of the story.
I can't promise they will be main characters but I can tell you they won't just get a short paragraph either.
You will be immortalized in the story. I won't use your real name or anything like that - but it will be someone you identify with.
One of the reasons I think my story is so enjoyable to me is that it's kind of a Wizard of Oz tale in that the characters are all loosely based on people I know or have known.
This is a totally optional prize - submitting the story does not require you to give me any information at all!
DEADLINE: NOW! GO GO GO!
Seriously though, I'd probably keep this contest open about as long as it takes to finish the story.