Bored in their forties housewives gripe about the lack of sex in their marriages. If they can't put the zing back in their marriages, no problem. They decide to put the zing back in their lives. And the Cheaters' Club is born.
He was a dirty pervert. His mother told him every day from the time she caught him masturbating at age twelve until he moved to get away from her. The girl of his dreams called him a pervert after she caught him ogling her near naked body as she tried to get a tan on her balcony. Then she ran over him and things got better.
When is a ranch not a ranch? Perhaps when it's a guest ranch for the over thirty ladies of discerning taste in younger men. So "Welcome To Cougar Ranch," where the Milfs and the other dears play.
Master Sergeant John R. (Whiskey Jack) Daniels left the arme with a medical discharge. A corrupt US Senator tries to force Jack to "give up those discs." The problem is the wheelchair bound former tri-athlete has no idea what the discs are or where they are. With only his lawyer and his caretaker, an ass kicking red head named Zelda, Jack fights for his life.
