wordytom: Stories

Billy Joe Weaver and Nancy were from feuding families. One day Billy hugged Nancy and she burned the brownies. Then Billy told a whopper lie and theuy helped America win World War 2 as they tried to "fix the lie" and create a greater truth. Then thye fell in love and well... Y'all might as well read it and see what happened next

Andy's older sister crawled naked in bed with him every night of the new moon. Andy could honestly say, "I never ha sex with that woman." (Unlike a president who lied about the same thing.) They get transferred to somewhat, somehow else and will eventually have great sex, but not with each other.

Harley Duran, failed sharecropper, lost the farm he "cropped" on. He was blsack listed with the big owners and could find no work anywhere. He, his young wife and their baby wandered the state while he looked for work, any work. There was none to be had. Then, one day a railroad bull tried to kill him and his fortunes changed. Sorry, no twelve inch dicks here.

A young man learns to be the "man of the house" as he grows, matures and learns self sufficient. He learns to trap, bring home road kill that doesn't want to go home with him. He learns self respect.

Some redneck hillbilly Okies make their own ways and are happy with what they are able to take for themselves. On the other hand, some redneck wives want more and learn the price is usually quite high.

Herby's mamma taught Herby all about sex as seen through the eyes of a frigid woman. Herby's wife cheated and Herby rebelled. How about that?

Humper County is the center of the unnatural universe. Who the hell wants to be natural? We got vampires, horny angels, nasty mean devils and plenty of bisexual inhabitants who think "family planning" has something to do with which member of your family you are going to screw next. I have tried to offend everybody. I hope I succeeded.

What's a teen to do when he walks in on his mom while she is giving a gray haired old dude a blow job? The old dude is her boss and she does not seem to be protesting. What does he tell Dear Old Dad? Bobby learns a fact of life, Moms are human too.

Who would ever imagine some misprinted business cards could be the instrument to help a lawyer get goth sex, a blow job in his car on the way to a Bar Association meeting and a whole new outlook on life?

Imagine a horny old dude who believes incest is a great body contact sport.